The Real Bachelor Premiere Reunion Between Hannah Brown and Peter Weber Was Genuinely Shocking
We feel alive right now. Do you feel alive right now? We have never felt this alive.
The Bachelor just premiered with Peter Weber at the helm, the first season since, you could argue, Colton Underwood and Hannah Brown upended the franchise in their own unique ways. Colton hopped a fence to escape production, giving us one of the most anticipated, most satisfying, and most athletically impressive moments in franchise history. Hannah failed in every possible way, ending up with two full losers in her final four, briefly engaged to a liar, emerging single but more popular than any star before her.
Now we have Peter, who made a name for himself by having sex with Hannah in a windmill four times, setting out on a new Bachelor landscape, one where anything could happen. Or at least we can believe that anything might happen, even if it all just ends up boring at the end. For now, anything could happen. Anything!
We all knew Hannah Brown was appearing in tonight’s episode, so when it first appeared that her entire conversation with Peter entailed giving him back the wings he gave her on The Bachelorette, and telling him she hoped the best for him, it was a bit of a letdown. That was the conversation that would give them closure? But boy, we did not see the extent of what was coming.
After a full episode of limo arrivals and two full other dates (more on those in a moment), a group of the women were invited on a date that only promised to be awkward. They immediately assumed it was sex ed, which was pretty much correct, except it’s even more awkward than that, because it was actually sort of a storytelling class about a sexual experience, starting with Peter and the Windmill.
After telling the story of her four-time night with Peter in the windmill, Hannah explained that the women needed to be confident in their sexuality in a relationship, so to demonstrate that, they were going to to retell a story of a past sexual experience in front of a live audience.
Some of the women were like, huh, this woman keeps showing up here a lot, and then we cut to Hannah, standing behind the on-stage windmill with a producer, expressing how much she cares about Peter.
“I loved him, but I know sometimes it doesn’t work,” she said, heading backstage to cry. (Also, it was her birthday on the day of this date, just to add another element to this whole thing.)
Peter went to comfort her, telling her she killed it with the story. (“Just like I remembered it.”)
He then told her that a part of him hoped she wasn’t just there to drop something off during the limo arrivals, but he knew he didn’t need that. Then they started talking about that day in Greece when she sent him home, with Hannah’s face so covered in smeared makeup you have to know this was not staged, because no person would be willing to be on TV looking like she was looking. And yes we have transcribed their entire conversation, as if we’ve got nothing better to do.
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